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I was trying to order a crossword puzzle book from Amazon. All of a sudden, my computer went black and my entire computer shut down. Dexter-evil enterprising bastard cat (who is lovable in his own way)-had been playing around behind my computer and had managed to turn off the surge protector.

I turned the computer back on and ordered the crossword puzzle book. Dexter was just looking out for my best interests in his mind. His meow says that crossword puzzles are bad for mommy's health. But... I foiled him. At least for this time. Stay tuned for evil bastard schemes via a ham hock's mind.